Rules my Grandma’s Psychiatrist gave her in 56’
  1. Get some cheap dishes and break them when you get upset.
  2. Learn how to say “NO” and don’t feel guilty about it
  3. Buy something frivolous for yourself once in awhile, like a new hat. 
  4. Never again do anything you don’t want to do. 

(Source: crystalground)

buttart:

animals-riding-animals:

wombat riding turtle

the animal kingdom is a strange and beautiful place
My life.

dangermat:

when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster
that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide
bananas commit murder suicide